I wanted to say thank you to all of the people who made it out and voted for me, helping me move on to round 2 of the San Jose IMPROV comedy competition. I couldn't, and wouldn't, have advanced without your help.
So now it's on to round 2. Last year, I made it to round 2 only to lose by a very slim margin. This year, I will need your help again to help me advance to the finals for a chance to win a week of work at the San Jose IMPROV, as well as a cash prize. Plus, I would love to see you out there at a show. It's always a great time. I will post the date as soon as I receive it.
So come on out, support me, support comedy, single moms, freedom, puppies, and whatever else I can say in order to get you to show up.
It's my honor and privelage to announce that we here at Dan Wilson Comedy.com have finally opened the Dan Wilson Comedy Moustache Hall of Fame. We will be inducting people regularly, but we wanted to start big and start strong with the legendary New York Mets first basemen Keith Hernandez.
Suave, sophisticated, and smoothe. Those are the best ways to describe Keith's moustache. Keith is also the first person in major league baseball history to have his moustache win a gold glove and hit for the cycle. A legendary man, with an even more legendary moustache. Ladies and gentleman, Keith Hernandez.
Check back regularly as we will be inducting many more soon into the Dan Wilson Comedy Moustache Hall of Fame!
It's been a while since we've had a chance to see Janet Reno, but she finally resurfaced at a congressional white house correspondants dinner this past week. Janet hasn't been seen in the public eye since her stunning defeat in the world's strongest man competition on ESPN2 back in 2006. We asked Janet what she's been up to since the last time we saw her. "I've been keeping busy flipping vans, eating goats, arm wrestling in texas road houses, things of that nature. I've also been sparring with Chuck Norris, working towards a possible stint in the UFC".
Janet Reno is best known for her playing days in the NBA with the Portland Trailblazers when she was then known as "Bill Walton."
Headlines:
Bernie Mac passes away at age 50. In a related story, Sinbad is, in fact, still alive.
Stockton, California to be destroyed for its own good. California law-makers ask: What took so long?
Detroit Mayor arrested. Wanted to "connect more with the community."
Arkansas town creates 24-hour curfew to deal with crime. In a related story, Oakland, CA to be made into it's own island.
Sporting News:
Brett Favre is traded from the Packers to the Jets. What do the Packers and Jets have in common? Equally annoying fans.
Athlete says sports steroids changed him from woman to man, which begs the question: Is Chyna on steroids?
Officials deem 2008 Special Olympics "hilarious."
Kobe Bryant wins a gold medal in the "underaged breast stroke."
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